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Applying for: “**Perfect sales job** (We pay for your hotel stay and breakfast)”

“Its a salesman’s dream job. We pay for your hotel stay and breakfast.” This does sound perfect…

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Applying for: “Wanted: Volunteer Writer (Experimental Music)”

When I was 17, I heard King Crimson. It sounded like a bunch of scientists had traveled inside the brain of George Lucas…

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Applying for: “10,000yen/5 hours – help me move (Osaka)”

So the job is only 5 hours and is in Japan. Why not apply?

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Applying for: “Looking For Clever Creative Writers [for Dating Site]“

Job post: “You should have a knowledge of how to create male/female attraction through text…

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Applying for: “Company Endorsed by Donald Trump”

Sometimes you encounter a job opportunity so unbelievably crazy you just have to submit…

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Applying for: “Position in Yacht Sales”

“A Position with Robert Christopher Yacht Sales is indisputably one of the most exciting careers in America.” Really?

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Applying for: “Best Sales Opportunity on Craigslist!”

“Look no further! This is an incredible opportunity for you to earn unlimited income selling a product that businesses must have!!”

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Applying for: “Looking for Geddy”

“Drummer and guitarist seeking Geddy Lee to round out a Rush Tribute dream.”

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I Left My Broken Tooth at Wounded Wallet

“To be absolutely sure it’s broken,” Dr. Johnson snapped his rubber gloves, “I’d have to give you a root canal…”

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Evil Tooth Makes Face Puff Out and Hurt Like F#@!

In three hours, I will sit in Dr. Johnson’s chair and feel the prick of a Novovaine shot…

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Why I Should Never Do Drugs

After a trip to the dentist, I am floating on Percocet. It reminds me of a bad date I once had…

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Applying for: “Ripped Guys for Adult Videos”

Dear Video Place: Rather than send along some boring cover letter, I thought it would be more effective to send a pic.

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Applying for: “Public Speaking Ability”

This job poster says they want someone good at public speaking, but can do the bulk of work from home. WTF?

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Applying for: “Sternwheeler Captain”

So, you’re saying I need to have previous ship driving experience to be a captain? What about…

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Applying for: “Web Content Manager – Online Tech Magazine”

Craigslist is full of job posts. Sometimes, they look a slight bit discriminating. Like this one…

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