Ozzy Osbourne not only influenced my guitar playing — he influenced my decision about the darkness of caffeine.

It’s Mother’s Day. One of my former colleagues emailed this to me a long time ago. It seemed the perfect way to remember my Mom.

Doing work that matters has always been elusive. This time, it was different…

A cool-sounding job opportunity requires a thoughtful, badass response. Read my cover letter…

In memory of Mom, I wrote a story for the Nat’l MS Society, Oregon Chapter. It was published today on their blog. I hope you enjoy it.

“The legendary Pat’s Lounge is under new management and is looking for Dancers…

Though it’s been about 33 years since I actively larvacided, I enjoy larvaciding. It’s soothing.

“Professional Photographer looking for Hirsute Females for Adult Stills and Video work.” Hmm. Let’s apply!

“Our independent marketing team is accepting inquiries from intelligent Associates…” Intelligent? Ooh. That would be me.

Hello Big Horn Hotel! I don’t have direct hotel cleaning/preparation experience, but my dad told me in 1975…

If you know me well, you’re familiar with the amazing fight my mom undertook with multiple sclerosis for 35 years…

You know what’s awesome about being 47, unemployed, and living with your GF at her parent’s house? Marriage offers…

Since you guys never replied to my submission for Manufacturing Plant Manager, I’m applying for Ice Cream Scooper.

Sometimes, the job offers come to me. I’d rather eat Ramen noodles with chicken eyeballs then apply for this one.

At last…I can leverage my relationship with Luke & Laura for a job. LET’S DO THIS!

What are we thinking? That’s what I want to know.