—REAL JOB AD—
“Company X is recruiting fresh male talent for top video studios in the online adult entertainment industry. If you’re 18-29, with All-American good looks, a ripped physique, few or no tattoos, and an uninhibited attitude, we want to hear from you! Earn $1500 or more for a solo shoot, working with a professional crew on location in southern California, all expenses paid.”
—COVER LETTER I SUBMITTED—
Dear HR Manager,
Rather than send along some boring cover letter, I thought it would be more effective to just send a recent pic.
P.S. I don’t have any tattoos, but I do have 379 back moles. Is this a problem?
—PHOTO I SUBMITTED—
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