
From the Vault: My First Rush Concert
My mom warned me to "watch out for drug dealers." At a Rush concert? Right, mom!

Mother's Day is Not the Same without You
On the day my Mom died, I told her, "I'll remember you every day for the rest of my life."

Used Hollywood Prop for Sale
Prop from opening of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet found in garage sale.

Caption This...
Caption 1: OSHA creates poster to decrease incident rate of invisible man deaths.

Scroll to the Part About the "Fake Bear Fur"
In the late 70’s, my brother owned this same car in midnight blue. It was so badass, he named it “Thunderballs...

Pic of the Day
Man’s hairy leg more interesting than meeting.

My X-rated 16th Birthday
My 16th birthday party was full of surprises. Two friends showed up, my parents got me a cake in the shape of a guitar, and I heard my first porn...

Me and Brian 1973
The guy in the canary yellow tux is my brother, Brian. I'm wearing the plaid pants. They still fit.

