Ozzy Osbourne Bit the Head off My Coffee
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Ozzy Osbourne not only influenced my guitar playing -- he influenced my decision about the darkness of caffeine.
Thank You, Mom (from the vault)
It's Mother's Day. One of my former colleagues emailed this to me a long time ago. It seemed the perfect way to remember my Mom.
Video: The Walk Isn't Over
Doing work that matters has always been elusive. This time, it was different...
Applying for: "Kick-A** Marketing Mastermind"
A cool-sounding job opportunity requires a thoughtful, badass response. Read my cover letter...
Mom’s Defiant Rock
In memory of Mom, I wrote a story for the Nat'l MS Society, Oregon Chapter. It was published today on their blog. I hope you enjoy it.
Bigfoot applying for: "Entertainers Wanted (Pittsburgh area)"
"The legendary Pat's Lounge is under new management and is looking for Dancers...
Applying for: "Larvacider"
Though it's been about 33 years since I actively larvacided, I enjoy larvaciding. It's soothing.
Applying for: "Hirsute Females"
"Professional Photographer looking for Hirsute Females for Adult Stills and Video work." Hmm. Let's apply!
Applying for: "Team Members Needed - 145-Year-Old Company"
"Our independent marketing team is accepting inquiries from intelligent Associates..." Intelligent? Ooh. That would be me.
Applying for: "Hotel Room Attendant"
Hello Big Horn Hotel! I don't have direct hotel cleaning/preparation experience, but my dad told me in 1975...
How Can I Give Back to Someone Who Gave So Much?
If you know me well, you're familiar with the amazing fight my mom undertook with multiple sclerosis for 35 years...
I Love Romantic Emails from Russian Women "Engaged in Aerobics"
You know what's awesome about being 47, unemployed, and living with your GF at her parent's house? Marriage offers...
Applying for: "Ice Cream Scooper"
Since you guys never replied to my submission for Manufacturing Plant Manager, I'm applying for Ice Cream Scooper.