Ozzy Osbourne Bit the Head off My Coffee
Ozzy Osbourne not only influenced my guitar playing -- he influenced my decision about the darkness of caffeine.
Thank You, Mom (from the vault)
It's Mother's Day. One of my former colleagues emailed this to me a long time ago. It seemed the perfect way to remember my Mom.
Video: The Walk Isn't Over
Doing work that matters has always been elusive. This time, it was different...
Applying for: "Kick-A** Marketing Mastermind"
A cool-sounding job opportunity requires a thoughtful, badass response. Read my cover letter...
Mom’s Defiant Rock
In memory of Mom, I wrote a story for the Nat'l MS Society, Oregon Chapter. It was published today on their blog. I hope you enjoy it.
Bigfoot applying for: "Entertainers Wanted (Pittsburgh area)"
"The legendary Pat's Lounge is under new management and is looking for Dancers...
Applying for: "Larvacider"
Though it's been about 33 years since I actively larvacided, I enjoy larvaciding. It's soothing.
Applying for: "Hirsute Females"
"Professional Photographer looking for Hirsute Females for Adult Stills and Video work." Hmm. Let's apply!
Applying for: "Team Members Needed - 145-Year-Old Company"
"Our independent marketing team is accepting inquiries from intelligent Associates..." Intelligent? Ooh. That would be me.
Applying for: "Hotel Room Attendant"
Hello Big Horn Hotel! I don't have direct hotel cleaning/preparation experience, but my dad told me in 1975...
How Can I Give Back to Someone Who Gave So Much?
If you know me well, you're familiar with the amazing fight my mom undertook with multiple sclerosis for 35 years...
I Love Romantic Emails from Russian Women "Engaged in Aerobics"
You know what's awesome about being 47, unemployed, and living with your GF at her parent's house? Marriage offers...
Man Claims to Lose 30 Pounds on Astronaut Diet, Scares Me
May 23, 2013
Ozzy Osbourne Bit the Head off My Coffee
May 14, 2013
Thank You, Mom (from the vault)
May 12, 2013
Video: The Walk Isn't Over
May 1, 2013
